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Titanic Captain Smith Iceberg Quote T-shirt

Titanic Captain Smith Iceberg Quote T-shirt

(37 customer reviews)

From: $29.99

Size guide (inches)

Size Length Width
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.

How to measure

Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Note

Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.
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Size guide (inches)

Size Length Width
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.

How to measure

Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Note

Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.

Description

Dark humor meets maritime history with this striking Titanic-inspired t-shirt. Featuring a detailed vintage-style portrait of Captain Edward Smith alongside the fictitious quote, “No one remembers the icebergs you didn’t hit,” this design delivers sharp irony with a distinctly historical edge. It’s bold, thought-provoking, and unapologetically clever, perfect for those who appreciate history with a darker sense of humor.

Meet your new everyday favorite. This t-shirt is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, giving it a soft, breathable feel you’ll want to live in. Finished with double-stitched neckline and sleeves, it’s built for comfort and durability — the kind of shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

  • Gildan 64000 Unisex T-shirt
  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

For best results:

  • Wash in cold water
  • Air dry

Your T-shirt print might feel rough at first. This is quite normal, it will feel smoother after the first few washes.

Please note that T-shirts can shrink up to 5-7% after the first wash, this is a normal occurrence for cotton garments, even prewashed ones.

Please make sure to consider sizing up when purchasing if you’re concerned about shrinkage.

Shipping and returns

We are happy to ship your purchase anywhere in the world:

  • If you are in the US or UK please allow 5-10 working days, for the rest of the world please allow 10-30 days
  • Shipping costs will be shown in your basket and checkout
  • We typically ship from the US or UK and cannot be held responsible in the uncommon likelihood that import tax is charged

We offer a no-questions 14 days returns policy for complete peace of mind.

Safety information

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty on the t-shirt itself in EU and Northern Ireland, as per Directive 1999/44/EC, with a 1 year warranty on the print

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Reviews

37 reviews for Titanic Captain Smith Iceberg Quote T-shirt

  1. Nick Boxall (verified owner) –

    I am very satisfied with my purchase.
    Many thanks.

  2. Patrick Sullivan (verified owner) –

    People see my shirt and smile…and just shake their heads.

  3. Derek B. (verified owner) –

    Great quality, generous sizing, fast delivery, great to deal with.
    Many thanks
    D

  4. William (verified owner) –

    Shirt was delivered timely & of good quality. I would buy again.

  5. Leslie Fellows –

    This is my third purchase, very pleased with everything, great fit,great quality.

  6. Karen Stewart (verified owner) –

    I purchased this T-shirt for a Titanic enthusiast, and he is absolutely thrilled with it, especially the quirky humour! The quality is impressive; it hangs beautifully and feels great with its substantial material. The graphic print is top-notch, avoiding that cheap, cracking issue. I wholeheartedly recommend this T-shirt to anyone who appreciates unique humour. I’m definitely planning to buy more!

  7. Martin Rivers (verified owner) –

    I love this t shirt but also realise that underlying message resulted in a human tragedy. I had a relative aboard Titanic when she went down.
    All in all it wears ans washes well and colour doesn’t run.
    Well made quality is really good

  8. Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Item arrived on time and as described thank you

  9. Paul Tappenden Paul Tappenden (verified owner) –

    Excellent quality.
    Delivered fast.

  10. David S. (verified owner) –

    love the shirt really good quality well made was delivered within a few days of ordering

  11. Graham Cockeram (verified owner) –

    Great quality Tee shirt, the delivery time was super quick and I am very happy with the product

  12. Phil E. (verified owner) –

    Really good quality, true to size and raises a few laughs when people first read it.

  13. Lee Cook (verified owner) –

    Fits well

  14. Mark W. (verified owner) –

    Brilliant collection of shirts, well made , great fit, prompt delivery, good price , will certainly buy more

  15. Andrew Hubert von Staufer (verified owner) –

    My wife finds this hilarious

  16. Phil Jenkins (verified owner) –

    Dw i’n caru fy nghrys newydd/I love my new shirt. Exactly as advertised and no hassle delivery wise; big ticks all round.

  17. Michael R. (verified owner) –

    Great quality always gets a laugh and where do I get one 👍

  18. Robert Evans (verified owner) –

    its absolutly banging
    people look all the time when i have it on
    im looking at ordering more

  19. Nigel K. (verified owner) –

    High quality T shirt which draws a lot of smiles and comments.

  20. David O. (verified owner) –

    Great quality and fast delivery !! 100% Happy

    I even bought an extra one to give to the Captain on our next cruise ship.

  21. Tim Howard (verified owner) –

    I got a lot of laughs and its a great fit

  22. Tom Clark (verified owner) –

    Very funny

  23. Lara (verified owner) –

    Does exactly what it says on the tin really. Good quality and a fun t-shirt to wear when out and about.

  24. Melinda Wiselka (verified owner) –

    Received the shirt quickly. It is a high-quality item for a reasonable price. The creators put a lot of thought into their products, making them funny without being offensive.

  25. Andrew Crosby (verified owner) –

    Love it

  26. Debbie (verified owner) –

    Good quality t-shirt.

  27. Benedek Benko (verified owner) –

    Awesome! 🤣

  28. Jacqui Smith (verified owner) –

    Bought for my husband. He absolutely loves it.

  29. John Morris (verified owner) –

    Good quality shirt delivered in a reasonable timeframe.

  30. Rod H. (verified owner) –

    Great humorous quotes and swift dispatch once order placed. Worth stressing that these are summer weight T shirts.

  31. Dave Walker (verified owner) –

    Great quality T shirt, true to size and prompt delivery, what’s not to like….

  32. Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Absolutely love the shirt. Humour and quality.

  33. Ian Bowles (verified owner) –

    T-shirt arrived on time , fits perfectly and is making people laugh which makes me happy

  34. Steve (verified owner) –

    Great shirt and good quality

  35. David Myers (verified owner) –

    First class T shirt.
    True to size.Excellent quality printing.
    Fast turnaround and delivery.
    Well recommended to you

  36. Linda Whitehead (verified owner) –

    Good quality shirt, quite was numerous and appreciated as a guft.

  37. Russell Benton (verified owner) –

    Good quality . Arrived pretty quickly . Looking forward to wearing it on next cruise

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