Size guide (inches)
| Size |
Length |
Width |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.
How to measure
Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Note
Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.
Karen Stewart (verified owner) –
I purchased this T-shirt for a Titanic enthusiast, and he is absolutely thrilled with it, especially the quirky humour! The quality is impressive; it hangs beautifully and feels great with its substantial material. The graphic print is top-notch, avoiding that cheap, cracking issue. I wholeheartedly recommend this T-shirt to anyone who appreciates unique humour. I’m definitely planning to buy more!
Martin Rivers (verified owner) –
I love this t shirt but also realise that underlying message resulted in a human tragedy. I had a relative aboard Titanic when she went down.
All in all it wears ans washes well and colour doesn’t run.
Well made quality is really good
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Item arrived on time and as described thank you
Paul Tappenden Paul Tappenden (verified owner) –
Excellent quality.
Delivered fast.
David S. (verified owner) –
love the shirt really good quality well made was delivered within a few days of ordering
Graham Cockeram (verified owner) –
Great quality Tee shirt, the delivery time was super quick and I am very happy with the product
Phil E. (verified owner) –
Really good quality, true to size and raises a few laughs when people first read it.
Lee Cook (verified owner) –
Fits well
Mark W. (verified owner) –
Brilliant collection of shirts, well made , great fit, prompt delivery, good price , will certainly buy more
Andrew Hubert von Staufer (verified owner) –
My wife finds this hilarious
Phil Jenkins (verified owner) –
Dw i’n caru fy nghrys newydd/I love my new shirt. Exactly as advertised and no hassle delivery wise; big ticks all round.
Michael R. (verified owner) –
Great quality always gets a laugh and where do I get one 👍
Robert Evans (verified owner) –
its absolutly banging
people look all the time when i have it on
im looking at ordering more
Nigel K. (verified owner) –
High quality T shirt which draws a lot of smiles and comments.
David O. (verified owner) –
Great quality and fast delivery !! 100% Happy
I even bought an extra one to give to the Captain on our next cruise ship.
Tim Howard (verified owner) –
I got a lot of laughs and its a great fit
Tom Clark (verified owner) –
Very funny
Lara (verified owner) –
Does exactly what it says on the tin really. Good quality and a fun t-shirt to wear when out and about.
Melinda Wiselka (verified owner) –
Received the shirt quickly. It is a high-quality item for a reasonable price. The creators put a lot of thought into their products, making them funny without being offensive.
Andrew Crosby (verified owner) –
Love it
Debbie (verified owner) –
Good quality t-shirt.
Benedek Benko (verified owner) –
Awesome! 🤣
Jacqui Smith (verified owner) –
Bought for my husband. He absolutely loves it.
John Morris (verified owner) –
Good quality shirt delivered in a reasonable timeframe.
Rod H. (verified owner) –
Great humorous quotes and swift dispatch once order placed. Worth stressing that these are summer weight T shirts.
Dave Walker (verified owner) –
Great quality T shirt, true to size and prompt delivery, what’s not to like….
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Absolutely love the shirt. Humour and quality.
Ian Bowles (verified owner) –
T-shirt arrived on time , fits perfectly and is making people laugh which makes me happy
Steve (verified owner) –
Great shirt and good quality
David Myers (verified owner) –
First class T shirt.
True to size.Excellent quality printing.
Fast turnaround and delivery.
Well recommended to you
Linda Whitehead (verified owner) –
Good quality shirt, quite was numerous and appreciated as a guft.
Russell Benton (verified owner) –
Good quality . Arrived pretty quickly . Looking forward to wearing it on next cruise