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Michelangelo Sistine Chapel Quote T-shirt

Michelangelo Sistine Chapel Quote T-shirt

(16 customer reviews)

From: $29.99

Size guide (inches)

Size Length Width
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.

How to measure

Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Note

Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.
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Size guide (inches)

Size Length Width
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.

How to measure

Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Note

Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.

Description

This humorous shirt features a portrait of Michelangelo alongside the sarcastic quote "I only quoted for one coat of magnolia" referring to the Sistine Chapel, 1512. It's perfect for fans of art history, Renaissance enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys quirky, witty humor with a historical twist. The bold design and witty text make this a great conversation piece or gift for lovers of classical art and sarcastic humor.

Meet your new everyday favorite. This t-shirt is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, giving it a soft, breathable feel you’ll want to live in. Finished with double-stitched neckline and sleeves, it’s built for comfort and durability — the kind of shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

  • Gildan 64000 Unisex T-shirt
  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

For best results:

  • Wash in cold water
  • Air dry

Your T-shirt print might feel rough at first. This is quite normal, it will feel smoother after the first few washes.

Please note that T-shirts can shrink up to 5-7% after the first wash, this is a normal occurrence for cotton garments, even prewashed ones.

Please make sure to consider sizing up when purchasing if you’re concerned about shrinkage.

Shipping and returns

We are happy to ship your purchase anywhere in the world:

  • If you are in the US or UK please allow 5-10 working days, for the rest of the world please allow 10-30 days
  • Shipping costs will be shown in your basket and checkout
  • We typically ship from the US or UK and cannot be held responsible in the uncommon likelihood that import tax is charged

We offer a no-questions 14 days returns policy for complete peace of mind.

Safety information

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty on the t-shirt itself in EU and Northern Ireland, as per Directive 1999/44/EC, with a 1 year warranty on the print

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Reviews

16 reviews for Michelangelo Sistine Chapel Quote T-shirt

  1. Miss Mandy Lomon (verified owner) –

    I love these, have bought 3, 2 for me, 1 for my Husband. The quality and material is Brilliant.
    Only 1 little niggle which Ive mentioned before. When your only 5ft (thats me, not my Husband) 🤣
    They are soo long, would love a choice for shorter people 🙄

  2. LISA REID (verified owner) –

    Making people smile whenever i wear it , nice quality washes well and true to size , hard really to make it better , well if it was free it would be amazing lol but a real cracker of a shirt

  3. Paul Austin (verified owner) –

    Love the T-shirt but so surprised that a work colleague didn’t know who Michelango was. His quote was ‘ I think I’ve heard of magnolia’ !!!

  4. David Law (verified owner) –

    I love it and everyone I have shown it to so far has loved it too.

  5. Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Good quality shirt.

  6. Rob Rawle (verified owner) –

    Very dry(excuse the pun)

  7. Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Very amused recipient!

  8. Philip Brown (verified owner) –

    excellent quality product

  9. MARK WILLIAMS (verified owner) –

    Superb quality, excellent delivery times. Can’t fault this company

  10. David Carson (verified owner) –

    Great fit , top quality & I blinking love it

  11. Jennie Potter (verified owner) –

    Bought as a present for an Artist friend who loved the t shirt.

  12. Mary C. (verified owner) –

    Good quality t.shirt and quick delivery. Thank you

  13. Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Fast and Efficient service

  14. Ricky Barden (verified owner) –

    Great service.
    T shirt is lovely material and on me lovely. Some t shirts make me look skinnier than I already am, not this.
    Highly recommend.

  15. David Grant (verified owner) –

    As someone who had the great privilege of seeing the Sistine chapel with only ten other people – the wording on the vest stuck me as funny as if Michelangelo was just a jobbing house painter.

  16. Jerrad (verified owner) –

    Quality product, excellent service.

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