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Welll Actually Historian Quote T-shirt

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Size guide (inches)

Size Length Width
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.

How to measure

Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Note

Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.

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Size guide (inches)

Size Length Width
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.

How to measure

Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Note

Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.

Description

If you've ever found yourself unable to resist correcting an historical inaccuracy, this "Well, Actually..." t-shirt might be uncomfortably relatable. Featuring the phrase every historian has uttered at least once, followed by the attribution "Every Historian, Ever", it's a simple design that perfectly captures the irresistible urge to add context, nuance and several footnotes to an otherwise straightforward conversation.

Meet your new everyday favorite. This t-shirt is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, giving it a soft, breathable feel you’ll want to live in. Finished with double-stitched neckline and sleeves, it’s built for comfort and durability — the kind of shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

  • Gildan 64000 Unisex T-shirt
  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

For best results:

  • Wash in cold water
  • Air dry

Your T-shirt print might feel rough at first. This is quite normal, it will feel smoother after the first few washes.

Please note that T-shirts can shrink up to 5-7% after the first wash, this is a normal occurrence for cotton garments, even prewashed ones.

Please make sure to consider sizing up when purchasing if you’re concerned about shrinkage.

Shipping and returns

We are happy to ship your purchase anywhere in the world:

  • If you are in the US or UK please allow 5-10 working days, for the rest of the world please allow 10-30 days
  • Shipping costs will be shown in your basket and checkout
  • We typically ship from the US or UK and cannot be held responsible in the uncommon likelihood that import tax is charged

We offer a no-questions 14 days returns policy for complete peace of mind.

Safety information

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty on the t-shirt itself in EU and Northern Ireland, as per Directive 1999/44/EC, with a 1 year warranty on the print

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Finding humour in the past, whether it wants us to or not

Join a select group of history enthusiasts devoted to preserving the past and finding increasingly unnecessary ways to joke about it.

Benefits include:

  • Member-only offers and promotions
  • Historically questionable correspondence with a wholly unnecessary amount of historical humour
  • The occasional secret communique, which is considerably less exciting than it sounds
  • New members get a 10% discount code

As a secret society, your email address and personal details also remain secret. You can leave at any point, although we fail to see why you would want to.

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