.303 British Dispensing English Hospitality T-shirt
From: $29.99
Size guide (inches)
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Our T-shirts fit true to size so you might want to go one size up if you prefer a looser or baggier fit.
How to measure
Please measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Note
Measurements may vary slightly and you ‘may’ experience slight shrinkage on the first wash.
Description
This design pays tribute to one of the most famous rifle cartridges ever produced. Introduced in 1888, the .303 British served as the standard British military cartridge for more than half a century, seeing action from the Boer War through both World Wars. The humour comes from classic military understatement. Rather than referring to ammunition or combat directly, the phrase "English hospitality" is delivered with heavy irony, implying that, for anyone on the receiving end of a .303 round, Britain's welcome was decidedly unforgettable. It's the kind of dry, understated wit long associated with military humour.
Meet your new everyday favorite. This t-shirt is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, giving it a soft, breathable feel you’ll want to live in. Finished with double-stitched neckline and sleeves, it’s built for comfort and durability — the kind of shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
- Gildan 64000 Unisex T-shirt
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Tubular construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
For best results:
- Wash in cold water
- Air dry
Your T-shirt print might feel rough at first. This is quite normal, it will feel smoother after the first few washes.
Please note that T-shirts can shrink up to 5-7% after the first wash, this is a normal occurrence for cotton garments, even prewashed ones.
Please make sure to consider sizing up when purchasing if you’re concerned about shrinkage.
Shipping and returns
We are happy to ship your purchase anywhere in the world:
- If you are in the US or UK please allow 5-10 working days, for the rest of the world please allow 10-30 days
- Shipping costs will be shown in your basket and checkout
- We typically ship from the US or UK and cannot be held responsible in the uncommon likelihood that import tax is charged
We offer a no-questions 14 days returns policy for complete peace of mind.
Safety information
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty on the t-shirt itself in EU and Northern Ireland, as per Directive 1999/44/EC, with a 1 year warranty on the print
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Reviews
5 reviews for .303 British Dispensing English Hospitality T-shirt
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Keñneth Clasper (verified owner) –
not the heaviest cotton tee shirt, but pretty good quality.
After reading a few reviews (after I had ordered) I thought that I had made a mistake, I was proved wrong and the tee shirts arrived fairly quickly and was pleased with what I recieved.
Ian H. (verified owner) –
Ordered a T-shirt online from Humorous History.
I was uncertain as to the quality of the shirt but I needn’t have worried as the item was of good quality with fast delivery and great communication.
I would recommend ordering from them you won’t be disappointed
David M. (verified owner) –
Your T shirt is good quality and worth the price.
Your courier, Evri, is absolutely useless. They stuffed the package down the back of a salt bin outside my home. At the stated time/date of delivery I was home. They made NO attempt to knock on my door. The T shirt was outside for three days. For this reason I will not buy anything further unless you stop using Evri.
Michael Williams (verified owner) –
Very happy with the product. Washed it at recommended temperature and it was fine. Despatch was prompt and size recommendations were spot on. Will be a returning customer
Robin Cooper (verified owner) –
Very impressed with the service from all of you and especially Jace , brilliant . Hope the sales of this one go well, cheers